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casey-haunter:

hogwartsisbiggerontheinside:

somedonkusfromasgard:

greatleapsforward:

meowitsraygun:

meowitsraygun:

I’m gonna start an all girl punk band that sings really offensive songs like, “I don’t know how to tell you you’re bad at oral.”

Our second song is going to be called “My eyelashes are longer than your dick.”

id listen to you guys.

Another song could be “Christ will come before I do.”

Oh my god

I’m already a fan. I want merch.

(via themelonlord)

emilysachs:

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whatsupd0c:

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

image

"Can I speak to the manager" haircut

(via snk-my-aot)

hobbitwalkingparty:

Like congrats, you got back your mountain, but you also succeeded in waking the dragon and royally pissing him off. 

at least you looked really majestic in that wheel-barrow.

(via browncoat-named-cauthon)

urlannoying:

when you still need to fill another half a pageimage

(via ollivander)

misha-dmitri-t-krushnic-collins:

pivotalwolf:

anorie:

lotrlockedwhovian:

baara:

the lady behind the counter asked how much whipped cream I wanted and I asked for a shit ton and then she came back with this

We now know the exact amount of shit ton, thank you for your contribution

#Excellent customer service

I used to work at Dunkin and I swear you would do things like this on peoples ridiculous requests and it either got a chuckle and a thank you… Or they bitched you out for being a smart ass.
Example: one time a dude asked for heavy cream so my cashier asked how white they wanted the coffee and they said make it purple. So I went to the decoration area and got flavorless food dye and made it purple. Never had a dude laugh harder in my life

this woukd have made me so happy

"I know that I’m an adult, but I need a higher level adult."

- words that just left my lips and describe my current life.  (via pcapaldiing)

(Source: enjolrastopheles, via postscratchdavestrider)

gelatins:

kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are

(via postscratchdavestrider)

angrytitanboy:

FUTURE FISH IN MY ASS

SOMEDAY MY PRINCE WILL COME IN MY ASS
homogayhorse:

*presses the button* *worships the button* *becomes the button*
chloe7yay:

i-always-slytherwin:

Saw this outside a store near my house, please spread! This is in the Spring Valley area of San Diego, but please spread it in case any of your followers are from around here!


yo this is my old classmate’s cousin, boost this.

ladypaceofmirkwood:

I’ve figured it out: My type is tall, handsome and dorky as fuck

(via whathappensonolympustayonolympus)